There’s a dead deer on the side of the Yarridge Road (where I tend to go for my daily walk).

Questions, questions. Which of the following do I do:

1. Phone the council - (but who?)

2. Leave it for the decomposers to get (there’s not much food around up in these here hills at this time of year, I’m sure there’s quite a lot of wild life would snack on this)

3. Is the term ‘deer’ in IPSV? (I will check later)